Tag: stupid
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November 19, 2008 10:13 PM EST --
Here's the proof I just got in my email :) :)
Dear Friend ,
How are you today? Hope all is well with you and your family? I hope this mail meets you in a perfect condition. You may not . . .
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January 25, 2008 03:12 PM EST --
Do you think it looks early 70s ???
BLOW IN HER FACE AND SHE'LL FOLLOW YOU ANYWHERE
(who was the genius in the ad agency that came up with that one?) . . .
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March 23, 2008 08:31 AM EDT --
Earlier I tried to post an article about a website that offered such things as monkey picked tea, scorpion lollipops and crunchy "tastes like popcorn" fried worms. Ian and I looked at the site . . .
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November 08, 2007 07:06 PM EST --
This is semi-autobiographical. ~k
"What the hell happened to you?" asked Rod.
Steve gingerly touched the bruise around his blackend left eye and replied, "Apparently, . . .
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June 20, 2006 02:16 AM EDT --
I'm bored, entertain me.
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December 29, 2006 10:03 PM EST --
These people should not be allowed to venture out into society... Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel after he tried to pass two (counterfeit) $16 bills.
A man in . . .
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April 07, 2007 05:31 PM EDT --
Where would you be right about now?
I have re-traced my steps about 20x ... last had them when I got home from work Thursday evening...I know that when I came in I was carrying a bag from the dollar . . .
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May 26, 2007 08:33 PM EDT --
I will set the scene for you: interior house, night, near computer. Wilma has a pounding headache. She is trying to forget it by reading on Gather. You may recall that she still has her left . . .
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August 08, 2007 01:13 AM EDT --
In Honor of Stupid People
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while . . .
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August 12, 2007 08:24 PM EDT --
It's been a whole day since I did something really stupid. Yesterday my cell phone rang and the ID said "any Number". I picked up and the call dropped. I was . . .
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September 17, 2007 12:02 PM EDT --
So who hopes O.J. Simpson finally goes to jail and stays there?
Geez, just how stupid can one person be???
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February 07, 2008 12:15 PM EST --
I am the owner of two pairs of sexy ass boots. They go to right below my knee and they are killer with a skirt. One pair is black. One pair is brown. A year ago I broke the heel . . .
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March 10, 2008 07:44 PM EDT --
I saw a news article last night about an old man who bought a new Dodge Ram Pickup for $26,000 using change he saved up for 20 years. Great right? Stupid yes? Had he put that money in . . .
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October 01, 2008 01:02 AM EDT --
I messed up something at work. Big time. I can't divulge the details (because it is work) but I feel like the biggest loser in the world. I am sooooo stupid. And it's not something I can make . . .
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October 17, 2008 04:12 PM EDT --
I heard this on the radio and then I read it on the Internet, but according to Denis Leary our Autistic children are just lazy. There is no advent just lousy parents who don't want to fess up to the . . .
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November 02, 2008 07:04 AM EST --
Someone felt the need to troll my stuff last night so I have to send them an article to tell them thanks! thanks a whole bunch. (to the troll)!! geeze you are freeking stupid to think it would hurt . . .
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November 27, 2007 05:06 AM EST --
IDIOT SIGHTING: Hubby and I had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough . . .
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November 30, 2007 07:21 PM EST --
Back in the day I was a fast runner. Six minute miles were what I ate for breakfast, and it meant nothing to me to knock out a 10K race in the morning and then go out and run another seven or eight miles . . .
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January 05, 2008 03:57 AM EST --
Today's 'Quotables' is an excerpt from Duh! The Stupid History of the Human Race , by Bob Fenster:
In 1971, Japanese scientists designed an experiment to study landslides. They watered . . .
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February 06, 2008 05:15 PM EST --
This morning I was walking through the parking lot at work and noticed 2 cars parked over the lines. Both were little cars and there were no cars on either side of them so I don't understand why they . . .
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