Tag: funny
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October 14, 2008 11:32 AM EDT --
Someone on Gather suggested that I do a series called altered photos. What is that, you say? Well that’s where I take photos and change them from what they really are. If you look at . . .
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November 20, 2008 08:57 AM EST --
One day a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw a guy eating grass He told the driver to stop. He got out and asked him, "Why are you eating grass".
The man replied, "I'm . . .
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October 09, 2007 11:47 AM EDT --
These were so funny - I had to share!
* Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg,
depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
* Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy . . .
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October 08, 2008 11:56 AM EDT --
A scientist gets on a train to go to New York. His cabin also has a poor farmer in it. To pass the time the scientist decides to play a game with the guy.
"I will ask you a question and if you . . .
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October 17, 2008 12:54 AM EDT --
We always look down on Kevin the help guy. But I thought why do we look down at him. Kevin is such a great help when something goes wrong here on Gather.
So I thought it fit that . . .
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December 30, 2008 10:56 AM EST --
Sisters Mary Catherine, Maria Theresa, Katherine Marie, Rose Frances & Mar y Kathleen left the Convent on a trip to St. Patrick's Cathedral In New York City . . .
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January 07, 2009 11:42 AM EST --
A 4th grade teacher was giving her Primary pupils a lesson in developing logical thinking.
"This is the scene," said the teacher.
"A man is standing up in a . . .
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December 27, 2008 08:13 AM EST --
Little Carol came into the kitchen where her mother was making dinner.
Her birthday was coming up and she thought this was a good time to tell her
mother what she wanted. 'Mom, I want a bike . . .
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November 16, 2008 11:49 PM EST --
Vain: You love the smell of your own farts.
Amiable: You love the smell of other people's farts.
Proud: You think your farts are exceptionally fine. . . .
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November 16, 2008 11:58 PM EST --
Author Unknown
The perfect man is gentle
Never cruel or mean
He has a beautiful smile
And keeps his face so clean.
The perfect man likes children
And will raise them by your side . . .
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November 17, 2008 12:07 AM EST --
If you can read this, I've lost my trailer.
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If you're not a hemorrhoid, get off my ass.
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If that phone was up your butt, maybe you could drive a little better.
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November 21, 2008 11:26 PM EST --
Office Holiday Memo
To: All Employees
From: Management
Subject: Office conduct during the Christmas season
Effective immediately, employees should keep in mind the following guidelines in compliance . . .
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November 18, 2007 01:12 PM EST --
I was sent this by a friend earlier today and I just had to pass it on xx
Husband walks into Ann Summers to purchase some see-through lingerie for His wife.
He is shown . . .
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May 05, 2008 09:17 AM EDT --
got this in an e-mail LOL :)
LIPSTICK IN SCHOOL - PRICELESS
According to a news report, a certain school in Garden City, MI was recently faced with a unique problem.A number of 12-year-old . . .
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November 16, 2008 09:43 AM EST --
Don't Mess with Pizza Hut
A former employee of a Pizza Hut tried to extort $500 for five car roof signs that he took while he worked there. You know, the kind the pizza guy (or gal) puts . . .
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November 30, 2008 08:13 AM EST --
Judas Asparagus
If you need a laugh today, then this should do it!
A child was asked to write a book report on the entire . . .
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December 08, 2008 07:00 AM EST --
Mary taught first grade. She had a class of twenty-five adorable 6yr olds. One day Mary gave each child the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to write in the remainder of the proverb. . . .
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January 08, 2009 12:30 PM EST --
I'm enjoying my second cup of morning coffee when I look at my feeders and I see it. The weirdest looking purple finch I have ever seen. I have seen them with their crest up before, but this guy looks . . .
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January 06, 2009 05:41 PM EST --
Did I like nut another to it send, retard a like this reading time sweet your took you since.
(Now read it backwards )
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January 07, 2009 11:52 AM EST --
"No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection."
- Joe Gay
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"Tracers work both ways."
- U.S. Army Ordnance
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